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Cold Demotivational Poster


TAGS: david bowie labyrinth cold
Rating: 4.57/5

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Laoch - January 5, 2011, 2:42 pm
She never dipped below a level of sizzle that cooks bacon. Which makes her doubly hot, as you can cook bacon on her.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:53 pm
Jennifer Connelly is STILL smokin' hot!!
Cubbybear - January 5, 2011, 9:23 am
I always noticed how they did everything possible to hide the fact that Jennifer Connally had huge boobs.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:09 am
Me too!! I've danced the magic dance a few times as a kid.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
I love this movie

REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly


TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ Hooker movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm
Analyze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.


TAGS: cold war spy
Rating: 4.84/5

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TehWhiteSpy - July 19, 2011, 11:55 pm
best. comic. series. EVA!
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 9:51 am
Ah the good old days eh? and thanx. :)
rudeboy308 - July 16, 2011, 5:17 pm
Antonio Prohias and Don Martin were my favorite MAD magazine artists when I wass growing up. The Spy vs. Spy cartoons on MAD TV were the only consistently funny thing on the show. 5 L's and faved.


TAGS: f u c k cold weather
Rating: 3.91/5

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rerun - January 7, 2010, 9:25 pm

the school system here is stupid. Ice and we are open, coldest day in 13 years,,,,scared and closed
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 9:15 pm
they cancel school here when it drops below -40
rerun - January 7, 2010, 7:41 pm

they cancelled school here today because it was 25 degrees and DRY
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2010, 7:31 pm
Thats why i live in so cal cuz we skip the shitty seasons
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 7:27 pm
they cancelled school here today for 4 inches of snow. Ridiculous
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 7:26 pm
If you're used to it, and it's a regular winter, it's not bad. but temps like that are what made me move to the south. I hate that kind of cold.
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 7:19 pm
its currently -30 plus a wind chill. i know all aboot cold
CpnKangaroo - January 7, 2010, 6:59 pm
winter would be like sex with margaret thatcher. It's very cold, you want it over with quickly, and you'll find it to be very barren
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 6:48 pm
winter is great
Derek - January 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
To the ski-fields with you!



IT'S SO COLD IN THA D - How the hell we spose to keep peace?

CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?

OPTIMISM - Tomorrow is a new day and a fresh start... or bitter ending to a worthless existance.

TAGS: bug optimism funny cold
Rating: 3.93/5

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coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm
OH! extistEnce... sorry Grey. I will do better next time.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:49 pm
Not sure what you mean Grey. Don't know FacePlant yet. My pic is Nightcrawler, favorite comic hero. I thought it was all spelled correct. I don't know the lingo yet. I'm assuming the nazi thing is "grammer nazi"?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:13 am
must...not...nazi....ARRUUGGHH!! Is FacePlant your mentor? looks like him, spells like him...
Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 7:18 am
welcome aboard cold, congrats.
coldinjected - January 4, 2011, 10:38 pm
Alright!!! My first one to make it through. Thanks for voting!


TAGS: winter cold poetry
Rating: 4.76/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:09 am
Too funny and TRUE...

MY GOD! - I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.

TAGS: alaska russia army view cold
Rating: 4.46/5

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demon001 - May 24, 2014, 3:27 pm
Commies don't believe in God!
Cyberhagen - December 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
I agree with RL here. Typically, I dislike SP bashing, but this was funny.
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:25 pm
Can you see in the upstairs bedroom window? Second from the left? Yeah, that's the one. Woof! 5 peeps from me. (BTW, Georgi, good job at Kursk!)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:10 am

i'm going against the grain here sorry but i think this is great. 5L despite the tag.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am
I let it go... wasn't going to try and explain it.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am
the tag costs 1L, sorry. That's capitalism, dude...



TAGS: marriage blind funny cold
Rating: 4.23/5

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coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:11 am
I'm ok pal. It's more of an exaggeration.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:46 pm
Man! You must really hurt! Want a hug from a soul-buddy?

WINTER HAIKU - I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed But I need to pee.


TAGS: gas poor coldinjected america
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:42 pm


TAGS: perspective beast evil cold women
Rating: 4.4/5

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coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:10 am
Yeah. I just tweaked it to get through. I though this was almost as funny but, you get through what you can.
Donkasaurus - January 21, 2011, 1:42 pm
Didn't you do almost this same poster, but with the last line reading something along the lines of "I'm supposed to trust you about the toilet seat?"
coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 1:23 pm
No closure necessary. I got mine. ALL that matters. But thank you.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:45 pm
Word. But as a matter of interest, how did you get burned??? It sounds like a very personal experience so if you share we might be able to analyze the situation and help you find closure....


TAGS: surprise cold shower humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 12:11 pm
Oh I don't know. That's kinda kinky XD
lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 10:55 am

Well, this and using his razor...(I was YOUNG, ok?)
JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 8:07 am
HAHA there's no better reason for a divorce than that. Beats infidelity, abuse, lack of commitment e.t.c. ^^^^^Up


GLOVE PUPPETS - So much fun when your hands are cold



TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


TAGS: canada cold cold
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
Umm... pretty sure that's a typo. First, Labrador City temps only drop to about -40C at the lowest (avg winter temp is more like -20C) and second, the temperature outside does not vary based on the age of your child. O.o


COLDPLAY - "You know how I know you're gay?"

TAGS: coldplay how i know you you re are gay
Rating: 2.15/5

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Porcelina - February 10, 2009, 8:25 am
I personally just feel like jabbing qtips into my ears
Bob Chin - February 10, 2009, 8:21 am
I'm not gay, I'm happy, until I hear/see Coldplay and then for some strange reason I want to slit my wrists.
jo - May 20, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now? David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate. Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay

A Show of Hands -


TAGS: cold and lonely hearts
Rating: 4.83/5

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forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:39 am
Yeah, I get your point! I met some of these "holes", too. Even not all of them were black... Wait... Ahh, nevermind! 5 lions anyway!
HallieMarie - February 8, 2012, 11:30 pm
This makes my heart hurt. =(

Vacation -

TAGS: dog bar beer cold ones warming up
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:24 am
Another original 5L spacedog piece of work...loved it!
Sho - June 24, 2013, 11:01 pm
Awesome, Space!
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 10:32 pm
Behold, the masterpiece. Sun of a bytch, Space, that’s sizzling. Right now, right this moment, it’s good to be a dog. 5/F
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 10:09 pm

Excellent 5LLLLL

WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.

TAGS: standing in the cold waiting
Rating: 5/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 3:17 pm
Lol, look at some of my earlier ones. I came here following a divorce but I met actually ended up meeting someone online, actually he brought me here to help make it my outlet. :)
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm
No disrespect intended...quite the opposite in fact :) I was just going by the forum post which said Moti seedling with 6 posts. Just a question...for someone who has been around for so long-how come she's not a hate-filled and bitter specimen like me?
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 11:33 am
Thus the profundity. It’s good to be so in touch with yerself. Cheers
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 11:23 am
@Gary.. I've been waiting for someone I love. 39 more days...
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 10:32 am
Hallie, where ya been? 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 8:12 am
Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long shot... just sayin'... 5L Hallie
rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:37 am

Yrs, please post to twist, excellent
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:12 am
Well done for a first timer. You may want to submit to Motitwist because you're apt to melt my ice-encrusted heart with such warmy-warmy posters...and I have an allergic reaction to pleasantries...it makes me want to hurt penguins...5L though...good job.



TAGS: interesting man coldinjected jerks
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sho - July 6, 2011, 9:36 am
Oh snap
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:35 pm
I wa5 laughing at thi5 when I approved it, and a couple hours later, I'm 5till laughing. Well done.
Airman - July 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:23 pm
Nice! The most boring man in the world. 5L


TAGS: dark cold fragrant night
Rating: 4.54/5

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BaggaTxips - May 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Anyway thewing blows, doesn't really matter too-oo mooooooooo
slohand - August 26, 2011, 8:18 pm
Darn i was thinking med rare with hash browns on the side To bad i skipped lunch
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 2:00 pm
Crap... me meant mean. LOL
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:29 pm
Greeny - August 13, 2011, 12:17 pm
me or mean? nice anywhos...


COLD SORE - Don't lick it, it'll only get worse!


TAGS: july calendar cold canada eh
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 1, 2011, 9:28 am
5 blocked noses.


B-36 -

TAGS: airman tribute huge bastiche cold war iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - March 26, 2012, 2:22 pm
I never saw this.. nice Ice
MPsniper - December 4, 2011, 8:31 pm
the odd growling this aircraft produced.... was the sound of... FREEDOM


TAGS: dui fleeing coldinjected drunk bar
Rating: 4.5/5

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coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 10:02 pm
I like the chains on the tires. Guess he's going "muddin'" or preparing for snow.
rerun - July 7, 2011, 7:57 pm

hmmm, I cannot sell my truck (gas hog). Maybe I should trick it out like this & go camping.
coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Thanks Space
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:28 pm
Nice one Cold.

PENGUINS - Sneaky little bastards.

TAGS: penguin coke cold ice thief
Rating: 4.42/5

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KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:04 pm
ahahah the penguin stole the coke bottle



TAGS: ice ice baby too cold
Rating: 3.8/5

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illuminutty - May 25, 2012, 5:11 pm
"avatEr"???? LOL If there's anything more demotivating is a fucking stupid typo. I mean HOW FUCKING HARD is it to run a stupid spell checker, you stupid imbecile!
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 4:24 pm
Thx... that never should've popped into my head.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:21 am
Yo, TOC! Let's kick it!
ICEMAN - February 20, 2010, 12:33 am
Ummmmmmmm, thanks but, not even close to where I got the name.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
Iced frappuccino!

THAT'S ONE COLD-ASS DAY - Oh, The Weather Outside Is Frightful But Your Butt Is So Delightful

COLDPLAY - You know how I know you're gay

TAGS: coldplay
Rating: 1.42/5

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TAGS: crack open a cold one pzy
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:14 am
Deliciously sick Pzy.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 9:55 pm
HA! I thought it sounded lonely. Love the poster pzy. 5L
rerun - September 2, 2010, 9:52 pm

crap.....that sounds really erotic & sensual.
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
Depending on how long they've been dead, the lack of movement can be countered by the presence of maggots... if they're in the right places.
pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 8:58 pm
i disgust myself sometimes
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 8:56 pm

see you in hell you sick bastard...lol.


LOVEBIRDS - Okay, maybe he's taking that whole "til death do us part" thing a touch too far

TAGS: get tailfeather before she s cold
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - November 12, 2010, 12:11 am
The tags are worth the price on this one. 5


silent treatment -

TAGS: girlfriend bed cold eyes
Rating: 4.45/5

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BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 4:56 pm
Oh the horror of it...5L
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:30 am
Yep, what she said. And another creeper to sleep by.
Ism - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm
Again SHO... you have me Unnerved... and Praying... not for you... but that your Trial will be televised... 5L's
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:22 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:21 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~


TAGS: coldwar wwiii russia
Rating: 4.3/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:28 am
Sadly, China is now, but we refuse to admit it. And we're too heavily dependent/indebted to them. It's like we sold out to the Soviets. :P


YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH... - You killed Bambi!

TAGS: cold hearted bitch killed bambi
Rating: 3.72/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:15 pm
Bambi = YUMMY!

SWEET REVENGE - A dish best served cold, and with ice cream.

#@*%! -

TAGS: cccold
Rating: 4.88/5

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Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:44 am
ROR! Nice one space!
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 12:25 am
Thanks Trash.
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
excellent as usual Spacedog.



TAGS: up north is cold
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 1:24 pm
Six months = half a year.
almarpa - August 13, 2010, 10:42 am
Form my point of view is not one year and a half, is just six month. Anyway, laws are laws.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 11:13 pm
I'm older, I'm wiser! Stay away! Stay away!

CORPORATIONS - Sure, they'll donate money to your campus...but don't think for a second that it means that bespectacled, heartless machine respects you.

TAGS: that verizon guy is one coldhearted badass
Rating: 4.11/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:44 pm
a school for deaf amish sponsored by cell phones. now that's f*ckin' funny. 5 rumspiga's
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:07 pm
LOL! 5 capitalist dogs.
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:34 pm
To the morons at Verizon : no, they're still deaf.
Airman - December 3, 2009, 4:06 pm

SHRINKAGE - 1 GB years ago compared to 1 GB today. If this actually holds true, then Cavemen were hung like elephants!

TAGS: i was just in the pool and the water was cold
Rating: 3.94/5

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rdtotteniii - April 3, 2011, 8:48 pm
Saw a TB sd card. Its still expensive but we have come a long way.
boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 2:06 pm
technology shrinks as we get bigger
Cloudchaser - January 26, 2010, 10:38 pm
1G gets even smaller than that. That's an SD card. A Mini SD is 1/4th the size and you can get them up to 16G

DAIN BRAMAGE - January BBQ, -9 Degrees... dumbass!

TAGS: bbq cold dumbass moron ed
Rating: 3.67/5

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esmith1701 - August 9, 2011, 3:51 pm
Just big shorts... unfortunately I lasted far longer than my camera man did this day, but I'm totoally in shorts and sneakers
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
He must be a tourist, he's wearing long pants.


YOU ARE SO COLD - A Heart Filled With Love Gathers No Moss

TAGS: love cold heart
Rating: 4.82/5

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Zealot - June 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
5/5 for pure (word that means i was impressed)


TAGS: streaking curling cold
Rating: 4.76/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:24 pm
She can laugh all she wants... she's got the regulation-size button!


TAGS: alone bed cold
Rating: 4.73/5

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shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 12:41 pm
Instant 5Ls. This is what this site is for. Please keep going.
rerun - August 7, 2012, 9:42 pm

downright depressing, this is why this site was created. 5L


TAGS: cold
Rating: 4.5/5

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BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 10:06 am
Check the freezer
Greeny - August 28, 2013, 7:26 am
I'm missing something, what is it?


TAGS: alone cold
Rating: 4.45/5

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TAGS: center universe jerk coldinjected stick
Rating: 4.44/5

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champ99 - July 7, 2011, 5:53 pm
I work with two of those kind of guys. Lucky me.



TAGS: undead girl cute cold cubby
Rating: 4.3/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 9:03 pm
From a woman's point of view... yes she's pretty.
rerun - April 25, 2011, 8:15 pm

Brady is blind, she is beautiful
FatherTyme - April 25, 2011, 7:55 pm
@Brady, first time i've ever heard of a butterface zombie. Nothing a glad bag wouldn't fix though *evil grin with stifled snicker*
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 6:30 pm

tell me brady...you don't like bacon either...do you?
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:04 pm
She is really unattractive. I wouldn't risk becoming a zombie to have sex with her.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 5:02 pm

i'd give the the business end of my 12 gauge...if you knowz what i meanz...lol.


CAT-SULATION - Keeps out the cold giraffes.

TAGS: cold giraffes cats
Rating: 4.22/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:06 am
Dude! I'm so waisted!


TAGS: mst3k motifake cold bots
Rating: 4/5

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coldinjected - January 27, 2011, 10:42 pm
I agree friend. I tried to show some love to the Kids in the Hall but I failed, badly.
Defence2501 - January 27, 2011, 5:04 pm
About time someone gave MST3000 its due, good work.



ANARCHY - And one day we will be so cold that everybody will fall ill of anarchy

WITCH'S TIT - But It Is A Bit Cold

TAGS: witch s cold tit
Rating: 1.58/5

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TAGS: girl cold ice fish cubby
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - July 28, 2010, 12:44 am
I'm hooked.


TAGS: sherriff rerun cold cocked
Rating: 4.39/5

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crankyhead - October 11, 2011, 8:55 pm
Yeah Sean, I ne-ne-never no-noticed your stu-stu-stutt-utt-stu-stu-stutt speech impediment either. =)
rerun - October 11, 2011, 7:25 pm

wow guys, thanks. This explains so much that I never understood....and Sean, I never even noticed a stutter
Feasibly - October 11, 2011, 3:49 pm
And besides all that, rerun is just so darn cute, we can't help ourselves.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 1:15 pm
Llarry Llama approves this message
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:58 pm
And he never ever makes fun of my stutter.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:57 pm
Last time I tried he looked me straight in the eye and asked why they didn't just wear kryptonite lined baseball caps. So to recap then ... rerun is just special to us.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:57 pm
Last time I tried he looked me straight in the eye and asked why they didn't just wear kryptonite lined baseball caps. So to recap then ... rerun is just special to us.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:56 pm
have to pander to him and think nice thoughts about him day and night or they might be banished to the cornfield and turned into some half human half llama monstrosity? Well ... who's turn is it to try to explain the meaning of that episode to rerun? ...
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:54 pm
Well put, Airman ... the "official" answer to that question, I mean. But I think it's time someone told the truth around here. You know that episode of the Twilight Zone with the kid who can read minds and has super powers, and all the towns people ...
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:14 am
and if I wasn't putting rerun into that pic, then the Motifake would never have been made
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:14 am
since you are new, a little explanation. that is the face from the avatar of one of our moderators.. we like to poke fun at other members here by pasting their likeness into silly pictures.. it is a sign of respect and friendship within the community
kimzter - October 11, 2011, 12:33 am
i gave it 4 i would have given 5 if it didn't have the face added in. I think it takes away from the picture and the text


TAGS: ufos jackson et cold
Rating: 4.2/5

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coldinjected - February 18, 2012, 10:40 am
Is my poster a broken link now for everyone or just on my screen?
tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2011, 6:17 am
Fantastic, love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:33 am





TAGS: curry rocky taboo cold
Rating: 4.13/5

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whatukno - June 2, 2011, 10:09 am
Don't dream it, be it!



TAGS: snow mainland cold lucky cubby
Rating: 3.92/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2010, 7:13 am
Speak for yourself RL...I dream of living in BC....on a "farm".....Go Canada!!
Reality Lord - December 11, 2010, 6:50 am

snow is really great cub. but...live in canada and you dream of living in hawaii.
Hawamleh - December 10, 2010, 7:35 pm
hasn't snowed properly in Jordan since '91. and this year, it hasn't rained yet and it's december 11th, government issued an official drought crisis.
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 7:06 pm
I'll trade houses with you for 2 weeks in February if you want to Cubby. All the snow a man could want right outside my door.
Cubbybear - December 10, 2010, 7:05 pm
All I want is snow
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 6:16 pm
and its your fault that system is running over us in the NW. We call it "the pineapple express" tons of rain and and warm air.

AHH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY... - Are you joking?! its freezing!

COLD ?? - No, its not cold up here, what made you ask me that question

TAGS: cold raisins
Rating: 3.67/5

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rerun - August 7, 2010, 10:51 pm

I tried the wings the day after you posted about them....I just now got off the pot
GreyScorpion - January 27, 2010, 7:32 pm
they have great take out wings!! nice, hot, spicy, and delivered to my door!
Bartimaeus - January 27, 2010, 7:30 pm
That restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls? Why would you call them?
GreyScorpion - January 27, 2010, 7:29 pm
you know the internet rules...pics or I call SHENANIGANS!!
Woodywood03a - January 27, 2010, 7:27 pm
Really.... I seen better.
LogicDude - January 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
She reminds me of the kind of chick that would leave your pet rabbit boiling in a pot on your stove. But aren't those the BEST kind?
Mr. Nemo - January 4, 2010, 10:07 am
Oh yea. Don't know what "it" is but Mariah has it. Don't care what I'd catch I would do everything to her.
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 8:54 pm
Whoa, not intelligent, talented. don't know where intelligent came from
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 8:54 pm
I don't know why, but I love Mariah. She's completely out of my type of music style, and girl appearance, but I just find her so attractive and intelligent.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:44 pm
Yeah.... she went ghetto rat for awhile... and the body and soul never recover from it.
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 8:42 pm
She used to seem wholesome (which we all secretly admire in a beautiful woman), but then then she got all skankified (which we secretly look down upon). There. The secret's out.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 8:31 pm

I like her in this pic as well, she is a sexy woman. Just something about her I don't like.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:30 pm
Liked her with vision of love. Like her in this pic. That's about as far as I'm willing to go.
gil - January 3, 2010, 8:30 pm
Cubby's right. I saw it and didn't know it was her, nor did I recognize Lenny Kravitz as the male nurse. That was not a pleasant movie to sit through
rerun - January 3, 2010, 8:28 pm

cannot say I am a fan of hers.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:26 pm
Just solidifies my stance on this picture.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:26 pm
Holy crap... just saw the trailer.
Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 8:23 pm
You will not know it's her
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:23 pm
[email protected]
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:21 pm
I have not seen it. Shocked?
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 8:21 pm
and Jackie Chan too
Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 8:20 pm
Did you see mariah in precious? You will be shocked
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:19 pm
Cannonballed? What? So, she's already slept with Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLouise?
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 8:17 pm
you don't want none of that, aggy. It's already Cannon balled
rerun - January 3, 2010, 8:17 pm

I am the new Ed McMahon....
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:15 pm
LOL... thanks, rerun. Just Derek'd my joke.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 8:14 pm

mariah carey?
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:11 pm
That's as sexy as I've ever seen her look. Who is she?



LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.

TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.




TAGS: groundhog woodchuck day pail bucket pop soda cola coke fizzy soft drink fris cold drink
Rating: 2.5/5

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BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 7:48 pm
still funny *squint, squint*
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 7:30 pm
no, my screw up. forgot to size it out to fit the longer word.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 7:17 pm
are my eyes bad?

Permanent Vacation -

TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm

Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.

Ignorance -

TAGS: people colds worst origami ever
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 12, 2013, 8:17 am
5 Licks
Sho - October 12, 2013, 3:31 am
Wow, 5/f lol



TAGS: outhouse cold
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2012, 2:44 am
In Canada...it's more like an icicle. Thanks for dropping by mariand.
mariand - December 6, 2012, 2:35 am
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo...hehehe
MissPriss - December 6, 2012, 2:35 am
The 1st one was a 2 hole beaut! But alas...2 grown men, Jalepeno Hell Hot Chicken wings, a few Canadian beers and an after dinner smoke....they did a remarkable job on the rebuild! Thanks for noticing Gary.
GaryO - December 5, 2012, 8:28 pm
Hah! Great lookin’ privy!

There There -

in my day -

cold showers -

California Winter -


TAGS: cold turkey
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 6, 2013, 1:56 pm
Yeah, I’m considering quitting too….at 63 (Irish Shytter)
EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:11 pm
My father quit at 62 and lived to be 95. He said he couldn't keep it up when they raised the price of a carton five cents. (Scottish blood)
Rudedog - March 3, 2013, 11:58 pm
Trying to quit smoking sucks. But if your over 57, don't worry about it.